she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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