Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
