quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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