did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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