How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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