The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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