u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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