I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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