I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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