After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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