how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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