Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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