I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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