Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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