we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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