Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Your penis caused this!
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