quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My bed smells like the plague
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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