Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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