No, drunk sperm still make babies.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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