I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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