okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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