I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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