And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
love makes seman taste better
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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