After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Still dying that you shit outside
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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