check it out our google latitudes are spooning
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
