oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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