I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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