grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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