does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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