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(860): View more from Connecticut

when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina

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(904): View more from Florida

I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.

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(817): View more from Texas

2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.

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(718): View more from New York

Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital

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(973): View more from New Jersey

He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.

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your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall

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