I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
God I need to hump something, right now.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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