Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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