Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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