I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Someone signed my nipple.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
