I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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