i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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