idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You were trust falling into bushes
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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