Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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