Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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