Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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