I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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