it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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