bring money and cleavage
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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