i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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