Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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