First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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