i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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