so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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