is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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