she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.