don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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