I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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