you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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