i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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