Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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