genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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