Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just invented taco cereal.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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