K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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