Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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