How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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