let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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