Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
