Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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