i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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